In our last post, we made a case that the spoons position is totally played out. But infuriatingly, we failed to give you a better option. That was our evil plan… we were hoping to get you to come back.

Now that you have, we can present you with our first recommended cuddling position. Of course, one of the reasons we’d like to reduce your spooning time is so that you can experiment with new ways to cuddle for yourselves. But, just in case you need some scientific inspiration, allow us to present the structurally-sound PROM DANCE.

Scientists Cuddling Face-to-Face... A sort of floor hug.

Pajamas Recommended for Cuddling--Lab Coats for Doing Science Only. (We promise to get better pictures soon.)

Read on to learn more about this wonderful position. Continue reading